| Poor
Pirate One day
a Pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The Bartender asked
the pirate "Where did ya get that peg leg from?"
The Pirate
responded "We were sailing the seas when a big ol shark came up to me while
I was swimmin and bit off me leg."
Later the Bartender asked "Where
did you get that hook then?"
The pirate responded "Well, me
crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone."
The
bartender then asked "Then where did ya get the eye patch from?"
The
pirate said "In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over head and it took
a dump right in me eye."
The bartender was puzzled and asked the
pirate, "How would that make you get an eye patch?"
The pirate
responded, "First day with the hook."
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