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Shooting blanks
80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant,
your opinion Doctor?
Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an
umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the woods, sees a bear,
lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and BANG... The bear drops
dead!
Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the bear.
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!
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