Innocent
Humor of Children JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding
his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ¡¥Mom why have you got two? Is one
for hot and one for cold milk?¡¦ MELANIE (age 5) asked her
Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was so old she didn¡¦t remember any
more. Melanie said, ¡¥If you don¡¦t remember you must look in the back of your
panties. Mine say five to six.¡¦ STEVEN (age 3) hugged and
kissed his Mom good night. ¡¥I love you so much that when you die I¡¦m going to
bury you outside my bedroom window.¡¦ BRITTANY (age 4) had
an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in vain to take the lid off the
bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom explained it was a child-proof cap and
she¡¦d have to open it for her. Eyes wide with wonder, the little girl asked:
¡¥How does it know it¡¦s me?¡¦ SUSAN (age 4) was drinking
juice when she got the hiccups. ¡¥Please don¡¦t give me this juice again,¡¦ she
said, ¡¥It makes my teeth cough.¡¦ DJ (age 4) stepped onto
the bathroom scale and asked: ¡¥How much do I cost? MARC (age
4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and kissing in a restaurant.
Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: ¡¥Why is he whispering in
her mouth?¡¦ CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried
When his Mom asked what was troubling him, he replied, ¡¥I don¡¦t know what¡¦ll
happen with this bed when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?¡¦ JAMES
(age 4) was listening to a Bible story. His dad read: ¡¥The man named Lot was
warned to take his wife and ¡¥flee¡¦ out of the city but his wife looked back
and was turned to salt.¡¦ Concerned, James asked: ¡¥What happened to the flea?¡¦ TAMMY
(age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather wrinkled woman her
Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then asked, ¡¥Why doesn¡¦t your
skin fit your face?¡¦ The Sermon I think this Mom will never
forget¡K. this particular Sunday sermon¡K¡¦Dear Lord,¡¦ the minister began, with
arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. ¡¥Without
you, we are but dust¡K¡¦ He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient
daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill
little four year old girl voice, ¡¥Mom, what is butt dust?¡¦
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