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A guy dials
his home and a strange woman answers.
The guy says, Who is this?
This
is the maid, answers the woman.
We dont have a maid, says the man.
The
woman says, I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.
The man
says, Well, this is her husband. Is she there?
The woman replies, She
is upstairs in the bed room with someone who I figured was her husband.
The
guy is fuming and says to the maid, Listen, would you like to make $50,000?
The
maid says, What will I have to do?
The man tells her, I want you to get
my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk shes with.
The
maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots.
The
maid comes back to the phone, What do I do with the bodies?
The man says,
Throw them in the swimming pool.
Puzzled, the maid answers, But you dont
have a pool.
A long pause and the man says, Is this 567-5309?
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