Thirty
Times in a Row
On
a farm out in the country lived a man and a woman and their three sons.
Early
one morning, the woman awoke, and while looking out of the window onto to the
pasture, she saw that the familys only cow was lying dead in the field. The situation
looked hopeless to her -- how could she possibly continue to feed her family now?
In a depressed state of mind, she hung herself. When the husband awoke
to find his wife dead, as well as the cow, he too began to see the hopelessness
of the situation, and he shot himself in the head.
Now the oldest son
woke up to discover his parents dead (and the cow), and he decided to go down
to the river and drown himself.
When he got to the river, he discovered
a mermaid sitting on the bank. She said, Ive seen all and know the reason for
your despair. But if you will have sex with me five times in a row, I will restore
your parents and the cow to you.
The son agreed to try, but after four
times, he was simply unable to satisfy her again. So the mermaid drowned him in
the river.
Next the second oldest son woke up. After discovering what
had happened, he too decided to throw himself into the river.
The mermaid
said to him, If you will have sex with me ten times in a row, I will make everything
right. And while the son tried his best (seven times), it was not enough to satisfy
the mermaid, so she drowned him in the river.
The youngest son woke up
and saw his parents dead, the dead cow in the field, and his brothers gone. He
decided that life was a hopeless prospect, and he went down to the river to throw
himself in.
And there he also met the mermaid. I have seen all that has
happened, and I can make everything right if you will only have sex with me fifteen
times in a row.
The young son replied, Is that all? Why not twenty times
in a row?
The mermaid was somewhat taken aback by this request. Then he
said, Hell, why not twenty-five times in a row? And even as she was reluctantly
agreeing to his request, he said, Why not THIRTY times in a row?
Finally,
she said, Enough Okay, if you will have sex with me thirty times in a row, then
I will bring everybody back to perfect health. Then the young son asked, Wait
How do I know that thirty times in a row wont kill you like it did the cow?
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