Men
are Happier
Men
are just simply happier people, and here is why...
Your last name stays
put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate
is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You
can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car
Mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never
have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky.
You
dont have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same
work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you are talking to
them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New
shoes dont cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood all the time.
Phone
conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A
5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all of your own
jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your
underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough.
You never have strap problems in public.
You are unable
to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original
color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe even decades.
You
only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your
life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one
pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter
how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You
have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
You can do Christmas
shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are
happier!
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