That
Darn Cat There was this
cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.
He stayed all night long and got so wasted he could barely stand up, much
less walk.
The cat starts to stumble home, and when he came to the train
tracks, he didnt notice a train coming down the tracks.
As he started
to cross the tracks, the train zoomed by, and cut off his tail. The cat turned
his head to see the damage, got his head stuck into the side of a speeding box
car, and is instantly decapitated.
The moral of the story — dont
lose your head over a piece of tail!
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