New
On The Job The new manager
walks into his office and, while settling into his new desk, finds 4 envelopes.
On one he finds the words open me first, and the other three are numbered 1 to
3.
He opens the first envelope and finds a letter from his predecessor
saying: These three envelopes will save you a world of trouble. In case of emergency,
please open these envelopes in sequential order; envelope one first, envelope
two second, and envelope three third.
The manager shrugs, puts the envelopes
back, and forgets about them.
Six months later, the workers go on strike.
The company closes, and is losing money fast.
After a long night negotiating
with the union, he remembers the 3 envelopes. Shoe opens the first one and it
says: Blame me, your predecessor for everything.
Wonderful idea he thinks,
and indeed it works and the crisis comes to its end. His job is saved, and everybodys
happy.
A few month later, another strike hits. He goes to the drawer and
opens the second envelope. It reads, Blame the government for everything.
It
works like a charm, and he breathes a sigh of relief as his job is, once again,
saved.
A month later the workers declare another strike. The manager goes
directly to the third envelope and it reads, Prepare 4 new envelopes
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