CIA
Training The
CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews,
and testing were done there were three finalists, two men and a woman. For the
final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.
We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter
what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a
chair. Kill her
The man said, You cant be serious. I could never shoot
my wife. The agent said, Then youre not the right man for this job.
The
second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the
room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in
his eyes. I tried, but I cant kill my wife.
The agent said, You dont have
what it takes. Take your wife and go home.
Finally, it was the womans
turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun
and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. Then the agents
heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all
was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat
from her brow, and said, This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to
death with the chair.
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