Cop
on a Horse There was
a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny
bike stopped beside him.
Nice bike, the cop said, did Santa bring it to you?
Yep, the little boy said, he sure did!
The cop looked at the bike
and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, Next year, tell Santa to put a
license plate on the back of it.
To go along with the cop, the little
boy said, Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you? Yes, He sure
did, said the cop.
The little boy looked up at the cop and said, Next
year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.
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