Broccoli
A guy walked into a restaurant and asked
for some broccoli. The waiter said, Sorry, theres no broccoli.
So the
man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."
So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, Spell
cat, as in catastrophe.
C-A-T, the man answered.
The waiter then
asked, Spell dog as in dogmatic.
The man said D-O-G.
Now spell
fuck, as in broccoli, the waiter said.
The man yelled THERES NO FUCK IN
BROCCOLI!
The waiter laughed, EXACTLY!!"
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