Mastercard
Wedding You gotta
love this guy... This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned
it. It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at
the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support
them at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the brides and his
family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As
a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special
gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyones chair, including the wedding
party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift for everyone, and asked them
to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy
of his bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.
After
just standing there, just watching the guests reactions for a couple of minutes,
he turned to the best man and said, "F--- you". Then he turned to his bride and
said, "F---you".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "Im
outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While
most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His
revenge...making the brides parents pay over $32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and
reception, and best of all, trashing the brides and best mans reputations in front
of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of church
bells.
Do you think he might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out
of this?:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends
.. $32,000. Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion ... $3,000. Deluxe
two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui ... $8,500.
The look on everyones
face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There
are some things money cant buy, for everything else theres MASTERCARD
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