The
Cannibal Test Three
men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king
told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of
the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit.
So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came
back and said to the king, I brought ten apples. The king then explained the trial
to him. You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or youll be eaten.
The first apple went in... but on the second one
he winced out in pain, so he was killed.
The second one arrived and showed
the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself
that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry
he burst out in laughter and was killed.
The first guy and the second guy
met in heaven. The first one asked, Why did you laugh, you almost got away with
it? The second one replied, I couldnt help it, I saw the third guy
coming with
pineapples.
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