Gentle
Touch A rather attractive
woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the
barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that
he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently
caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the landlord?"
she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no"
he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she
asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"Im afraid
I cant" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I
can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she
continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him
to suck them gently.
"Tell him that there is no loo paper in the
ladies."
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