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Mommy Little Johnny
and her mother were out and about. Little Johnny, out of the blue, asked her mother,
"Mommy, How old are you?" The mother responded, "Honey, women dont
talk about their age. Youll learn this as you get older.
Little Johnny
then asked, "Mommy, how much do you weight?" Her mother responded again,
"Thats another thing women dont talk about. Youll learn this too, as you
grow up."
Little Johnny still wanting to know about her mother, then
fires off another question, "Mommy, Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?"
The mother, a little annoyed by the questions, responded, "Honey,
that is a subject that hurts me very much, and I dont want to talk about it now."
The Little Johnny , frustrated, sulks until he is dropped off at a friends
house to play. He consults with his friend about him and her mothers conversation.
His friend says, "All you have to do is sneak and look at your mothers drivers
license. Its just like a report card from school. It tells you everything."
Later, the Little Johnny and her mother are out and about again. The Little
Johnny starts off with, "Mommy, Mommy, I know how old you are, Youre 32 years
old."
The mother is very shocked. She asks, "Sweetheart, how
do you know that?"
The Little Johnny shrugs and says, "I just
know. And I know how much you weight. You weight 130 pounds."
"Where
did you learn that?", said the mother again.
The Little Johnny says,
"I just know. And I know why you and daddy got a divorce. You got an "F"
in sex."
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