Stupid
Questions 1. Why does
your gynecologist leave the room when you undress?
2. If a person owns
a piece of land, do they own it all the way down to the center of the earth?
3.
Why cant woman put their mascara on with their mouth closed?
4. Why is
it called alcoholics anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say
"hi,
my names Bob. Im an alcoholic"?
5. If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitsu
would you get a Bullshit?
6. Why are they called stairs inside but steps
outside?
7. Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer?
8.
Why does mineral water that has trickled through mountains for centuries
have
a use by date?
9. Why do toasters always have a setting on them which burns
your toast to a
horrible crisp no one would eat?
10. Who was the first
person to look at a cow and say "I think ill squeeze these dangly things
here and drink what comes out"?
11. What do people in China call their
good plates?
12. If the professor on Gilligans Island can make a radio
out of a coconut, why cant he fix a hole in a boat?
13. Why does Goofy
stand on two legs when Pluto remains on four? Theyre both dogs.
14. What
do you call male ballerinas?
15. Can blind people see their dreams and
do they dream?
16. If Wile E coyote has enough money to by all that Acme
crap why doesnt he buy his dinner?
17. Why is a person who handles money
called a broker?
18. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
19.
If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables. What
is baby oil made from?
20. If a man is walking in a forest and no women
is there to hear him is he still wrong?
21. Why is it that when someone
tells you that theres billions of stars in the universe,
you believe them.
But if they tell you theres wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?
22.
Why do you call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, yet call it hemorrhoid
when its in your ass?
23. Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs
face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight
out the window?
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