Computer
Diagnosis One
day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested
that he go toa computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and
cheaper than a doctor.
"Simply put in a sample of your urine and
the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it.
It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar
with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured
in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and
various lights started flashing. After abrief pause out popped a small slip of
paper on which was printed:"You have tennis elbow.Soak your arm in warm water.Avoid
heavy lifting.It will be better in two weeks."
Later that evening
while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical
science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled.He mixed together
some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and
daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the
drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The
computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
"Your
tap water is too hard.Get a water softener.Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins.Your
daughter is using cocaine.Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.Your wife is pregnant
with twin girls.They arent yours.Get a lawyer.And if you dont stop jerking off,
your tennis elbow will never get better."
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