The
Speed Ticket A police
officer pulled a guy over for speeding.
Officer: May I see your drivers
license?
Driver: I dont have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
DUI.
Officer: May I see the owners card for this vehicle?
Driver:
Its not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver:
Thats right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owners card in the glove
box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: Theres a gun in the glove
box?
Driver: Yes sir. Thats where I put it after I shot and killed the
woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: Theres
a BODY in the TRUNK???
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer
immediately called his captain. The car was quickly surrounded by police, and
the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain:
Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was
valid.
Captain: Whos car is this?
Driver: Its mine, officer. Heres
the owner card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly
open your glove box so I can see if theres a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir,
but theres no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said theres
a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain:
I dont understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didnt
have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glovebox, and that there was a
dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, Ill bet the lying son of a bitch
told you I was speeding, too.
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